Bird is the Word

I intended to do a proper post today but then one of these decided to fall down my chimney and get stuck in my room for an hour:

I love birds. But not when they're all up in my grill chimney and then my room pooing all over the place and knocking paintings off the walls.
I went to a lot of trouble to save the birdies life, and it did eventually find it's way out of the window, but not until after i had called my grandmother, my place of work, the RSPCA and my dad to get advice, not much of which helped. I also ended up stuck on a mini roof thing on top of a bay window outside my bedroom after reaching in through the window to get my mobile because I'd left it there.

The whole experience has left me exhausted, hungry (i was in the middle of lunch when the whole thing began) and way behind on what i wanted to get done today. So i shall save my energy now, and return to you all refreshed and ready to write tomorrow.
Peace.